Snowy Flakes and Fruity Cakes
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Trial of the Time-Crosser
Standing trial for an unforgivable murder, a polite, well-dressed defendant addresses the jury.
These are the five strange minutes that follow.
Written by Andrey Summers.
Performed by Matt Cornah.
Produced and scored by Alastair Craig.
Listener Warning: The following monologue contains disturbing language and themes. It’s very good, though!
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This recording will not make you laugh. (“So what’s new,” you may ask, and touché.) We’re playing it completely straight, which we’re allowed to do now, and I am all kinds of thrilled to be branching out.
A gigantic, throbbing thank you to Matt Cornah, who responded to “I think you’d make a brilliant child-murdering lunatic” with a remarkably enthusiastic lack of offence. You can - must! - hear more of his talents hyah.
I should also point out that Andrey wrote four years ago, and honestly seems a little horrified by it today. If you’re a Vancouver theatrical investor of a sensitive disposition, please don’t let this stop you giving him the tremendous amounts of money he clearly deserves.
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