Rubber Chicken Audio

Messing about with waveforms so you don't have to.

Snowy Flakes and Fruity Cakes

Preview the first track of the Andrew McIlvaney Christmas Album.
Learn more.

Rinse Your Anxiety Away

Finally.  Our first relaxation tape parody.
Learn more.

DARE TO DREAM!!!

Just Imagine It… And You Can Achieve It!
Download our new motivational song.

Trial of the Time-Crosser

Our dramatic debut.  May God have mercy on us all.
Listen now.

Previous Next
  • Home
  • Listen
    • The Rubber Chicken Podcast
    • Radio Drama
    • Trop Blanc
    • Musical Comedy
  • Subscribe
    • iTunes
      • Rubber Chicken Audio (All Projects)
      • The Rubber Chicken Podcast (Sketch Comedy)
    • Podcast Feed
      • All Episodes
      • The Rubber Chicken Podcast (Sketch Comedy)
    • Facebook
    • Twitter
    • Tumblr
    • YouTube
    • RSS
  • Production
  • About
  • Wiki
  • “Forum”
  • Archive
    • ThatChickenSite.com
    • The Best of The Rubber Chicken (2000-2010)
  • Family
    • Green Stripe Snake
    • Red Square Collective
    • The Vine Audio Programme
    • Foul Papers
  • Album cover
    Previous Play Pause Next
    Loading audio... Please wait while albums and tracks are being loaded..
    Update Required To Play Media Update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.

    Toggle Playlist

    • Tweet

  • Contemporary Whatsit

  • Tweets by @thatchickensite
  • breaking-bad-albumart
  • Screen Shot 2012-12-31 at 4.28.36 PM
  • snowyflakesandfruitycakescover 2
  • Donkey Bond
  • "Ladies and gentlemen of the jewellery, might I remind you that we no longer live in the age of the steam engine and the straw hat. If it is a crime for my client to murder a man in cold blood, then he is guilty. But if it is not, then he is not guilty. The end."
  • Spider Man / likes to fight / with eight legs of justice / and his magical kite
  • rinse-thumb
  • Wood-Carving-Class.-Mr.-Vroom-Instructor.-9-University-Place.-Teachers-College
  • DARE-TO-DREAM
  • Time-Crosser1-440x248

Rinse Your Anxiety Away

You, and I, and the good people* at the Clairol division of Procter and Gamble, are about to take a journey away from your troubles.

A relaxation tape written and read by Andrew McIlvaney of Foul Papers.

Produced and scored by Alastair Craig.
Featuring additional voices by Chad McCanna.

Download

Download MP3
Subscribe on iTunes

Based on the bestselling blog post:  A Series of Haikus Which, From What I Have Discerned, Contain Only Words Found on Shampoo Bottles.

*This meditation aid is neither commissioned nor endorsed by Clairol Shampoo.
**Not recommended for therapeutic use. 

Comments

Leave A Comment →

Click here to cancel reply.

Add Your Comment

Your email will not be published.

© 2013 Rubber Chicken Audio

  • SoundCloud
  • MySpace
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • YouTube
  • RSS

Designed by Luke McDonald & Powered by WordPress