Snowy Flakes and Fruity Cakes
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Virgil and Grimm
Andrey and Mike expound absolutely all their energy and talent, to bring you the most tightly-compacted shot of fantasy and myth-related puns IMAGINABLE. So potent, you won’t have time to laugh at a single one of them.
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Written and performed by
Andrey Summers
Michael Cope
Based on a True Story
A dramatic and COMPLETELY TRUE 5-minute re-enactment of the day ThatChickenSite.com died.
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Credits
Written by Tim Morrison and Andrey Summers
Produced by Alastair Craig
Also starring Michael Cope, Fiona Revill and Alastair’s Mum
Episode 206: Candid St. Crispin’s Day Jamboree
Christmas means many things to many people. To us at the Rubber Chicken, for example, it means nothing. Much like the Jews of the field and the Blacks of the air, we adorn ourselves come December in the colors of our own dark festival.
This storied ritual, known to the billions of people who celebrate it every years as Saint Crispin’s Day, is that time of year when families come together to exchange gifts and celebrate the yule-tide cheer that powers us through the remaining eleven months of every gruelling annum.
Saint Crispin’s Day is the Christmas of media-hijacked religious holidays, and via the soft-padded alternate universe of our podcast, we now invite you to have a nibble at the ceremonial moose-head, stuff some gifts in your kids’ shoes, and wring in St. Crispin’s with us like the heathen kings of old did.
We would have invited you to do this on December 25th, but people were busy for some reason.
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Starring
Andrey Summers, Tim Morrison, Fiona Revill, Michael Cope and “Dave”.
with Brett Cullen, Alastair Craig and Gord Myren
Written and compiled by Andrey Summers
Additional editing by Alastair Craig
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Topical Humor: An Interview with Alec Baldwin
An unbroadcast but timeless evening with Popular Character Actor Alec Baldwin.
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Written and performed by Andrey Summers
Clap: A Documentary
What happens when you remove the first person to clap in a theatre? This comprehensive, 2.5 minute exercise in sadistic sociology aims to find out.
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Starring
Fiona Revill and Andrey Summers
with additional voices and sound creation by Alastair’s Family™.
Written, compiled and scored by Alastair Craig.
Episode 205: Podcast Most Fowl
A world-weary noir detective and a dark ‘n’ gritty reimagining of Sherlock Holmes investigate the brutal death of a beloved TRC cast member in this epic murder mystery / romantic comedy / time travel adventure.
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Written by
Andrey Summers, Alastair Craig and Tim Morrison.
Additional scenes by Ben K. and Chad McCanna.
Dramatis Personae
Tim Morrison, Fiona Revill, Andrey Summers, Mister Bung, Michael Cope, Gord Myren, Chris Shadforth, Chad McCanna, Ben K and Alastair Craig
“Original” Music
Tomorrow performed by Fiona “I Don’t Really Sing Like This” Revill
Rock Mobster (It’s Funny, You See, Because…) composed under academic duress by Alastair Craig.
Zombie Girl appears courtesy of The Terrordactyls
Produced by
Alastair Craig
Peas in Pandemonium: An Interview with Michael Carmichael
Michael Carmichael, CEO of Carmichael Canned Goods, defends his controversial decision to market processed vegetables to the eternally damned by opening a portal into Hell.
Featuring a tantalising trailer of terrifying events to come!
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Credits
Improvised by James Simpson and Andrey Summers
Episode 205 trailer by Alastair Craig
OUTcast #2: We’re Really Very Sorry
In this bonus episode: another collection of outtakes tasteless even by our standards.
In the interests of public safety and social conscience, the audio recording described as “The Rubber Chicken OUTcast #2″ carries the following content warnings:
HIMN: Horendous Improvised Musical Number
MS: Medium-level Movie Spoilers
BoP: Bag of Puppies
DAO: Strong Discrimination Against Orphans
SNH: Sir Nigel Haversmith
CAWE: Conversation About Wine and Ears
S-D: Mild Splicey-Dicey sequence that may be unsuitable for small children
This OUTcast has been classified with a rating of RU (Reprehensible and Unreleasable). If you believe this rating to be in error, an appeal can be submitted in writing.
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(And, if you dare, the Offensive Song deemed too offensive for this compilation of too-offensive material.)
Compiled by Tim Morrison
Episode 204: The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Podcast
It’s guffaws at 700 feet as The Rubber Chicken troupe takes to the skies.
Guest Starring
Television’s Michelle Rodriguez
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Contributors
Fiona Revill, James Simpson, Michael Cope, Gord Myren, Mister Bung, Ben K, Andrey Summers, Chris Shadforth, Tim Morrison, Chad McCanna and Alastair Craig
Original Music
Wanna B N Angel written and performed by Andrey Summers and Gord Myren
Recorded by the Red Square Collective
Produced by
Alastair Craig (with thanks to Ben K and Tim Morrison)
Alastair Craig (with thanks to Ben K and Tim Morrison)
Bonus Podcast Sketches
A sassy stew-pot of unheard season one material.
Featuring a startling revelation of things to come!
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Contributors
Andrey Summers, Gord Myren, Chris Shadforth, Chad McCanna, Ben K, Mister Bung, Alastair Craig and Tim Morrison
Produced by
Alastair Craig
Additional editing by Brett “Mister Bung” Cullen