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	<description>Rapid-fire, slickly-produced sketch comedy, musical comedy, improvisation, excessive time travel and an ongoing race against time to prevent the impending apocalypse.</description>
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	<itunes:summary>A rapid-fire, slickly-produced comedy podcast.  Featuring sketches, musical comedy, improv, parodies, excessive time travel and an ongoing race against time to prevent a horrifying apocalypse.  

(This feed contains all comedic work posted on RubberChickenAudio.com.  To hear all our projects (including serious radio dramas and musical mashups), simply search for &quot;Rubber Chicken Audio&quot; in iTunes.)</itunes:summary>
	<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<itunes:name>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:name>
		<itunes:email>happybob@gmail.com</itunes:email>
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	<managingEditor>happybob@gmail.com (Rubber Chicken Audio)</managingEditor>
	<itunes:subtitle>Rapid-fire sketch comedy, musical comedy and improvisation against the backdrop of an impending apocalypse.</itunes:subtitle>
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		<title>LEAKED! Breaking Bad&#8217;s Final Scene</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/leaked-breaking-bads-final-scene/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/leaked-breaking-bads-final-scene/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 11:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hey guys, I&#8217;m going to have to lay low AMC&#8217;s security calls off the search party.  I hold in these mortal hands the TV scoop of the year: an audio recording of the final minute of the final episode of the Emmy-winning &#8220;Breaking Bad&#8221;. This won&#8217;t air until September, so the exact details are subject &#8230;  <a class="more-link" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/leaked-breaking-bads-final-scene/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey guys, I&#8217;m going to have to lay low AMC&#8217;s security calls off the search party.  I hold in these mortal hands the <em>TV scoop of the year: </em>an audio recording of the final minute of the final episode of the Emmy-winning &#8220;Breaking Bad&#8221;.</p>
<p><iframe frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0KUaXyy3VYA" width="480"></iframe></p>
<p>This won&#8217;t air until September, so the exact details are subject to change.  Now this is out in the open, they may even try to surprise us again.  But inside sources confirm that this is, as of the lastest circulated copy of the script, completely legit: the final televised words of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman.</p>
<p>(Who, I realise now I&#8217;m listening to these characters without visual distractions, both kind of sound like my recording buddy Chad McCanna. Weird.)</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/LEAKED-Breaking-Bads-Final-Scene.mp3">Download MP3</a></strong><br />
<em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
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			<itunes:keywords>Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad ending, Breaking Bad finale, Walter White, Jesse Pinkman, AMC, TV Spoiler, Breaking Bad spoilers</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>The final scene of the final episode of Breaking Bad, recorded live on set.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>A stolen sound recording of the final minute of the final episode of AMC&#039;s Emmy-winning &quot;Breaking Bad&quot;. MAJOR SPOILER WARNING.

Voices by Chad McCanna
Mixed by Alastair Craig</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>1:08</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Snowy Flakes and Fruity Cakes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2012 08:45:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Foul Papercast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A special holiday treat, just for you. Andrew McIlvaney, legendary microblogger and crooner of Foul Papers, is giving away the title track of his festive album, Snowy Flakes and Fruity Cakes, completely free of charge! Have a very merry Christmas, and God bless us. Every one. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Lyrics and lead vocals &#8230;  <a class="more-link" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/snowy-flakes/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright wp-image-449" title="How I wish that Jesus was born every single day." src="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/snowyflakesandfruitycakescover.jpeg" alt="The Andrew McIlvaney Christmas Album" width="300" align="right" /><strong>A special holiday treat, just for you.</strong></p>
<p>Andrew McIlvaney, legendary microblogger and crooner of <a href="http://foulpapers.tumblr.com/">Foul Papers</a>, is giving away the title track of his festive album, Snowy Flakes and Fruity Cakes, completely free of charge!</p>
<p>Have a very merry Christmas, and God bless us. Every one.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Andrew-McIlvaney-Snowy-Flakes-and-Fruity-Cakes.mp3">Download MP3</a></strong><br />
<em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p>Lyrics and lead vocals by Andrew McIlvaney.<br />
Music and production by Alastair Craig.</p>
<p><strong><em>Full lyrics after the jump.</em></strong></p>
<p><span id="more-448"></span><strong>Lyrics</strong></p>
<p>Snowy flakes, fruity cakes<br />
The holidays are here<br />
It’s a joyous Christmas quake<br />
That happens once a year</p>
<p>Reindeer angels singing hymns<br />
On a giant glove<br />
Candy buns, mittened limbs<br />
In a chimney full of love</p>
<p>Oh each year I dream for snowfall<br />
Then watch my dreams melt under the sun</p>
<p>Spread the warmth, of the fire<br />
All across the town<br />
Burning spirits of the choir<br />
You’ll never see a frown</p>
<p>Stockings, kids, flashing lights,<br />
Tunnels in the snow<br />
Stay out there until the night<br />
You&#8217;re warm before you go</p>
<p>No time to sleep with Christmas so close<br />
Time is of the essence at can’t you see?!</p>
<p>Hide some bells, in your shoes<br />
To brighten up your sole<br />
Pour glitter, in your booze<br />
Light up your drinking hole</p>
<p>Just do flips, all the time<br />
Build chimneys for the poor<br />
Always speak in a rhyme<br />
And buy a Mandarin orange</p>
<p>How I wish that Jesus was born<br />
Every single day<br />
Snowy flakes<br />
Fruity cakes<br />
Oh what a merry</p>
<p>(Oh what a merry)</p>
<p>Oh what a merry time</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>christmas,festive,xmas,christmas song,carols,christmas carol,foul papers,holidays,snow,music,songs</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>A very special holiday treat, just for you.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Preview the title track of &quot;Snowy Flakes and Fruity Cakes: The Andrew McIlvaney Christmas Album&quot;.

Have a very merry Christmas, and God bless us. Every one.

Lyrics and lead vocals by Andrew McIlvaney of http://foulpapers.tumblr.com
Music and production by Alastair Craig of http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com

Lyrics

Snowy flakes, fruity cakes
The holidays are here
It’s a joyous Christmas quake
That happens once a year

Reindeer angels singing hymns
On a giant glove
Candy buns, mittened limbs
In a chimney full of love

Oh each year I dream for snowfall
Then watch my dreams melt under the sun

Spread the warmth, of the fire
All across the town
Burning spirits of the choir
You’ll never see a frown

Stockings, kids, flashing lights,
Tunnels in the snow
Stay out there until the night
You&#039;re warm before you go

No time to sleep with Christmas so close
Time is of the essence at can’t you see?!

Hide some bells, in your shoes
To brighten up your sole
Pour glitter, in your booze
Light up your drinking hole

Just do flips, all the time
Build chimneys for the poor
Always speak in a rhyme
And buy a Mandarin orange

How I wish that Jesus was born
Every single day
Snowy flakes
Fruity cakes
Oh what a merry

(Oh what a merry)

Oh what a merry time</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Andrew McIlvaney</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>LEAKED! Audio Recording of &#8220;Spider-Man 4&#8243;</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/leaked-recording-of-spider-man-4/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/leaked-recording-of-spider-man-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 08:17:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Talented comedian, podcaster and musician Matt Cornah (not pictured, right) recently snuck a tape recorder into a preview screening of the upcoming motion film &#8220;Spider-Man 4&#8243;. Is he man or is he spider? The truth might just amaze you. Download MP3 Subscribe Credits Sketch and theme song written and performed by Matt Cornah. Character of &#8230;  <a class="more-link" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/leaked-recording-of-spider-man-4/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Leaked-Recording-of-Spider-Man-4.mp3"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-314" title="Spider Man / likes to fight / with eight legs of justice / and his magical kite" src="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/spiderman-300x264.png" alt="" width="300" height="264" align="right" /></a><strong>Talented comedian, podcaster and musician Matt Cornah (not pictured, right) recently snuck a tape recorder into a preview screening of the upcoming motion film &#8220;Spider-Man 4&#8243;.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Is he man or is he spider?<br />
The truth <em>might just amaze you.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><a title="Spider-Man 4" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Leaked-Recording-of-Spider-Man-4.mp3">Download MP3</a></strong><br />
<a href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/subscrib/">Subscribe</a></p>
<p><strong>Credits</strong><br />
Sketch and theme song written and performed by Matt Cornah.<br />
Character of &#8220;The Elephant Man&#8221; developed with Mike Cobley.<br />
Incidental music and arbitrary production by Alastair Craig.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>An EXCLUSIVE preview of the upcoming motion film &quot;Spider-Man 4&quot;.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>LEAKED!  Recording of &quot;Spider Man 4&quot;

Talented musician and comedian Matt Cornah recently snuck a tape recorder into a preview screening of the upcoming motion film &quot;Spider-Man 4&quot;.
Is he man or is he spider?  The truth might just amaze you.

Sketch and theme song written and performed by Matt Cornah.
Character of &quot;Elephant Man&quot; developed with Mike Cobley.
Arbitrary production and incidental music by Alastair Craig.

http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>1:32</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Rinse Your Anxiety Away</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/rinse-your-anxiety-away/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/rinse-your-anxiety-away/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 12:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clairol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[meditation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Parody]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[relaxation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shampoo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You, and I, and the good people* at the Clairol division of Procter and Gamble, are about to take a journey away from your troubles. A relaxation tape written and read by Andrew McIlvaney of Foul Papers. Produced and scored by Alastair Craig. Featuring additional voices by Chad McCanna. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Based on &#8230;  <a class="more-link" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/rinse-your-anxiety-away/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><a href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Rinse-Your-Anxiety-Away.mp3"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-282" title="Relax. Take of all your clothes except your gravel-filled shoes." src="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/rinse-album-art-300x300.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" /></a>You, and I, and the good people* at the Clairol division of Procter and Gamble, are about to take a journey away from your troubles.</strong></p>
<p>A relaxation tape written and read by Andrew McIlvaney of <strong><a title="Foul Papers" href="http://foulpapers.tumblr.com/">Foul Papers</a></strong>.</p>
<p>Produced and scored by Alastair Craig.<br />
Featuring additional voices by Chad McCanna.</p>
<p><strong><a title="Rinse Your Anxiety Away" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Rinse-Your-Anxiety-Away.mp3">Download MP3</a></strong><br />
<em><a title="Subscribe to Rubber Chicken Audio" href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p>Based on the bestselling blog post:  <a title="A Series of Haikus Which, From What I Have Discerned, Contain Only Words Found on Shampoo Bottles" href="http://foulpapers.tumblr.com/post/10317600601/a-series-of-haikus-which-from-what-i-have-discerned">A Series of Haikus Which, From What I Have Discerned, Contain Only Words Found on Shampoo Bottles</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;"><em>*This meditation aid is neither commissioned nor endorsed by Clairol Shampoo.<br />
**Not recommended for therapeutic use. </em></p>
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			<itunes:keywords>relaxation,meditation,therapy,shampoo,clairol,relax,anxiety,parody</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>You, and I, and the good people at the Clairol division of Procter and Gamble, are about to take a journey away from your troubles.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>&quot;Rinse Your Anxiety Away&quot;
A relaxation tape.

&quot;You, and I, and the good people at the Clairol division of Procter and Gamble, are about to take a journey away from your troubles.&quot;

Written and read by Andrew McIlvaney of Foul Papers
Produced and scored by Alastair Craig for Rubber Chicken Audio
Additional voices by Chad McCanna

Based on the article &quot;A Series of Haikus Which, From What I Have Discerned, Contain Only Words Found on Shampoo Bottles&quot; on foulpapers.tumblr.com

Copyright Foul Papers and Rubber Chicken Audio, 2012.

*This production is not commissioned nor endorsed in any way by Clairol Shampoo.

http://foulpapers.tumblr.com
http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>3:58</itunes:duration>
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		<title>The Ham Sandwich (Reprise)</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/the-ham-sandwich-reprise/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/the-ham-sandwich-reprise/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 08:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Back by Popular Demand. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ham-sandwich.jpeg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-267" title="The Ham Sandwich" src="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ham-sandwich-300x232.jpg" alt="" width="150" /></a><strong>Back by Popular Demand.</strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/The-Ham-Sandwich-Reprise.mp3">Download MP3</a></strong><br />
<em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955"> Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
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			<itunes:keywords>ham,sandwich,the,whimsical</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>Back by Popular Demand.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>&quot;The Ham Sandwich&quot;

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND:
Everybody&#039;s favourite five seconds from The Rubber Chicken Podcast Episode 207: Mister Podcast&#039;s Neighbourhood.

Starring Christopher Shadforth as himself.
Produced by Alastair Craig.

Copyright Rubber Chicken Audio, 2012.
http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>5</itunes:duration>
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		<title>An Amusing Classroom Anecdote By A. Summers Pertaining To L. Ron Hubbard</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/an-amusing-classroom-anecdote-by-a-summers-pertaining-to-l-ron-hubbard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:43:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Or: &#8220;Andrey vs The Ass Mountain&#8221;  Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Recorded by Andrey Summers. Music, backing vocals and production by Alastair Craig. Guest starring Tim Morrison as The Announcer.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/An-Amusing-Classroom-Anecdote-By-A.-Summers-Pertaining-To-L.-Ron-Hubbard.mp3"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-231" title="A young Andrey (front left) picks the pocket of rival reformed urchin Gordon." src="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Wood-Carving-Class.-Mr.-Vroom-Instructor.-9-University-Place.-Teachers-College-300x238.jpg" alt="" width="250" /></a><strong>Or: &#8220;Andrey vs The Ass Mountain&#8221; </strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/An-Amusing-Classroom-Anecdote-By-A.-Summers-Pertaining-To-L.-Ron-Hubbard.mp3"><strong>Download MP3</strong><br />
</a><em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p>Recorded by Andrey Summers.<br />
Music, backing vocals and production by Alastair Craig.<br />
Guest starring Tim Morrison as The Announcer.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>scientology,religion,l ron hubbard,battlefield earth,john travolta,class,religious studies</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>Uncle Andrey puts another log on the fire and relates a tale from the days of yore (2006).</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Uncle Andrey puts another log on the fire and relates a tale from the days of yore (2006).

Story recorded by Andrey Summers.
Music, backing vocals and production by Alastair Craig.
Guest starring Tim Morrison as The Announcer.

www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>2:32</itunes:duration>
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		<title>DARE TO DREAM!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/dare-to-dream/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/dare-to-dream/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:16:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Just imagine it&#8230; and you can achieve it! Dare to dream. It&#8217;s IN YOUR BLOOD. The goal is in sight as you RACE AHEAD to sustainable business success! Download Motivational Song Subscribe in iTunes Music video coming soon.  Credits &#8220;Written&#8221; and &#8220;Performed&#8221; by Alastair Craig &#8220;Music&#8221; &#8220;Composed&#8221; on GarageBand &#8220;for&#8221; iPad.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1><a href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/DARE-TO-DREAM.mp3"><img class="size-medium wp-image-114  alignright" title="LOWEST MORTGAGE RATES GUARANTEED." src="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/believeinyourself1-300x225.jpg" alt="Believe In Yourself dot jpg" width="300" height="225" /></a></h1>
<h1>Just imagine it&#8230; <a title="DARE TO DREAM!!!" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/DARE-TO-DREAM.mp3"><em>and you can achieve it!</em><br />
</a>Dare to dream. It&#8217;s IN YOUR BLOOD.<br />
The goal is in sight as you RACE AHEAD<br />
to sustainable business success!</h1>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/DARE-TO-DREAM.mp3">Download Motivational Song<br />
</a></strong><em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe in iTunes</a></em><br />
<strong><em>Music video coming soon.<a href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/DARE-TO-DREAM.mp3"> </a></em></strong></p>
<p><strong>Credits<br />
</strong>&#8220;Written&#8221; and &#8220;Performed&#8221; by Alastair Craig<br />
&#8220;Music&#8221; &#8220;Composed&#8221; on <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/app/garageband/id408709785?mt=8">GarageBand &#8220;for&#8221; iPad</a>.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>motivational,song,power,inspiration,business,parody,musical,comedy,bizarre</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>Reach the top of the corporate ladder with our new motivational song!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>DARE TO DREAM!!!

Just imagine it... and you can achieve it!
Dare to dream. It&#039;s IN YOUR BLOOD.
The goal is in sight as you RACE AHEAD
to sustainable business success!

Music video coming soon. 

Credits
&quot;Written&quot; and &quot;Performed&quot; by Alastair Craig
&quot;Music&quot; &quot;Composed&quot; on GarageBand &quot;for&quot; iPad.

www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>1:21</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Introducing Rubber Chicken Audio</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/introducing-rubber-chicken-audio/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/introducing-rubber-chicken-audio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:26:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellany]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Rubber Chicken Audio is either the latest incarnation of a very old website, or a brand new page very loosely based on the last one. From this point forward, it will be a home for audible waveforms of all shapes and sizes, including our long-running comedy series The Rubber Chicken Podcast, more serious radio dramas, &#8230;  <a class="more-link" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/introducing-rubber-chicken-audio/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><img class="alignright  wp-image-316" title="'Then a rather witty notion struck me. It's more like Doctor POO, isn't it?'" src="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/regeneration.jpeg" alt="" width="300" /><a title="Rubber Chicken Audio" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com">Rubber Chicken Audio</a></strong> is either the latest incarnation of a very old website, or a brand new page very loosely based on the last one.</p>
<p>From this point forward, it will be a home for audible waveforms of all shapes and sizes, including our long-running comedy series <strong><a title="The Rubber Chicken Podcast" href="/album/the-rubber-chicken-podcast/">The Rubber Chicken Podcast</a></strong>, more serious <strong><a title="Trial of the Time-Crosser" href="/trial-of-the-time-crosser/">radio dramas</a></strong>, ill-advised experiments in <strong><a title="Trop Blanc" href="/album/trop-blanc/">music</a></strong> and whatever jolly well seems like <strong><a title="DARE TO DREAM!!!" href="/dare-to-dream-song/">fun</a></strong> on any given Tuesday.</p>
<p>Stick around, won&#8217;t you?  You&#8217;ll only regret it a little.<br />
<strong><a title="Comment on this post" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/introducing-rubber-chicken-audio/#respond">Comment!</a>  <a title="Rubber Chicken Audio on iTunes" href="http://rubberchickenaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/207.jpg">Subscribe!</a>  <a title="Rubber Chicken Audio on Facebook" href="https://www.facebook.com/therubberchickenpodcast">&#8216;Book!</a>  <a title="Rubber Chicken Audio on Twitter" href="https://twitter.com/#!/thatchickensite">Tweet!</a>  <a title="Rubber Chicken Audio on Tumblr" href="http://rubberchickenaudio.tumblr.com/">Tubmbl!</a></strong></p>
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			<itunes:keywords>audio,production,radio,drama,regeneration</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>A boringly out-of-character Alastair shares some of the far-less-boring changes to come.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>A boringly out-of-character Alastair shares some of the far-less-boring changes to come.  Chris joins in for a special recital of our upcoming unsolicited track from the &quot;Dark Knight Rises&quot; soundtrack.

www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>6:12</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Episode 207: Mister Podcast&#8217;s Neighbourhood</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-207-mister-podcasts-neighbourhood/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-207-mister-podcasts-neighbourhood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2010 15:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Behind The Scenes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Big Explosion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blues]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fun Lucky Mart]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guy Ritchie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hardcore Holmes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Interview]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Morty Bechbaum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nigel Haversmith]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pay Attention Because This Turns Into A Running Gag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Piscene Overlords]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poorly Concealed Homosexuality]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prank Call]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Satan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Season Two]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self-Referential]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stephen Hawking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[That Goddamn Fridge Joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Jefferson Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Wonderful World of Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Undead]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zombies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As ancient terrors from the deep infiltrate sleepy suburbia, Stephen Hawking and Satan debate Bewitched casting.  Hardcore Holmes makes the ultimate edgy sacrifice, the inventor of the Time Phone wages an awkward war against himself, and legendary impaler Vlad Tepes takes on his biggest enemy yet: Zoning Bylaws. Meanwhile, in the writers&#8217; room, the creators &#8230;  <a class="more-link" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-207-mister-podcasts-neighbourhood/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20207.mp3"><img class="alignright" style="margin-left: 10px;" src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/images/207.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" align="right" /></a>As ancient terrors from the deep infiltrate sleepy suburbia, Stephen Hawking and Satan debate <em>Bewitched </em>casting.  Hardcore Holmes makes the ultimate edgy sacrifice, the inventor of the Time Phone wages an awkward war against himself, and legendary impaler Vlad Tepes takes on his biggest enemy yet: <em>Zoning Bylaws.</em></p>
<p><strong> </strong>Meanwhile, in the writers&#8217; room, the creators of a sketch-comedy podcast embark on a sprawling metafictional odyssey equal parts hilarious, confusing and <em>TERRIFYINGLY APOCALYPTIC.</em></p>
<p>Big Explosions!  Brain-Sucking Monsters!  Car Chases!  Wailing Guitars!  Taxidermy!  Awkward, Potentially Homoerotic Domestic Situations!  A Ham Sandwich!  All this and oh-so-much more in this massive, charmingly convoluted labour of love, two comically on-and-off years in the making.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20207.mp3">Download MP3<br />
</a></strong><em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p><strong>Written by<br />
</strong>Tim Morrison, Andrey Summers and Alastair Craig</p>
<p><strong>Cast<br />
</strong>Andrey Summers, Fiona Revill, Tim Morrison, Alastair Craig, Mister Bung, Ben K, Chris Shadforth, James Simpson, Michael Cope and Gord Myren</p>
<p><strong>Original Music<br />
</strong><em>Taxidermists from a Parallel Universe</em> written and produced by Alastair Craig.<br />
Lead vocals by Christopher Shadforth<br />
<em></em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong><em>Produced by Alastair Craig</em></strong></p>
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			<itunes:keywords>sherlock holmes,guy ritchie,hp lovecraft,cthulhu,dracula,jason statham,time travel</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>Big Explosions!  Brain-Sucking Monsters!  Car Chases!  Wailing Guitars!  Taxidermy!  Awkward, Potentially Homoerotic Domestic Situations!  A Ham Sandwich!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The Rubber Chicken Podcast
Episode 207: Mister Podcast&#039;s Neighborhood

As ancient terrors from the deep infiltrate sleepy suburbia, Stephen Hawking and Satan debate Bewitched casting.  Hardcore Holmes makes the ultimate edgy sacrifice, the inventor of the Time Phone wages an awkward war against himself, and legendary impaler Vlad Tepes takes on his biggest enemy yet: Zoning Bylaws.

Meanwhile, in the writers&#039; room, the creators of a sketch-comedy podcast embark on a sprawling metafictional odyssey equal parts hilarious, confusing and TERRIFYINGLY APOCALYPTIC.

Big Explosions!  Brain-Sucking Monsters!  Car Chases!  Wailing Guitars!  Taxidermy!  Awkward, Potentially Homoerotic Domestic Situations!  A Ham Sandwich!  All this and oh-so-much more in this massive, charmingly convoluted labour of love, two comically on-and-off years in the making.



Download MP3
Subscribe on iTunes

Written by
Tim Morrison, Andrey Summers and Alastair Craig

Cast
Andrey Summers, Fiona Revill, Tim Morrison, Alastair Craig, Mister Bung, Ben K, Chris Shadforth, James Simpson, Michael Cope and Gord Myren

Original Music
Taxidermists from a Parallel Universe written and produced by Alastair Craig.
Lead vocals by Christopher Shadforth

Produced by Alastair Craig

www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>47:53</itunes:duration>
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		<title>It&#8217;s About Bloody Time (Episode 207 Trailer)</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/its-about-bloody-time-episode-207-trailer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/its-about-bloody-time-episode-207-trailer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 15:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Trailer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes]]></description>
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</a></strong><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955"><em>Subscribe on iTunes</em></a></p>
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			<itunes:keywords>trailer,apocalypse,exciting</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>The Shape of Things to Come.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Episode 207 Trailer

The comedy of errors that is Finishing Season Two approaches its climax.  Here’s what you can look forward to when we get back from our various honeymoons and tropical vacations.  We are PUMPED.  Are YOU?

Compiled by Alastair Craig

www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>1:55</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Virgil and Grimm</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/virgil-and-grimm/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/virgil-and-grimm/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:10:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fantasy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[He Said She Said]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Puns]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Andrey and Mike expound absolutely all their energy and talent, to bring you the most tightly-compacted shot of fantasy and myth-related puns IMAGINABLE. So potent, you won&#8217;t have time to laugh at a single one of them. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Written and performed by Andrey Summers Michael Cope]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podisode%2007.mp3"><img style="border: 1px solid black;" title="I'd add a 'scrambled' or 'mixed' line here, if Mike and Andrey hadn't just used up EVERY MYTHOLOGICAL AND FAIRYTALE PUN IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. -Alastair" src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/podisode07.jpg" alt="" width="250" align="right" /></a><strong>Andrey and Mike expound absolutely all their energy and talent, to bring you the most tightly-compacted shot of fantasy and myth-related puns IMAGINABLE. So potent, you won&#8217;t have time to laugh at a single one of them.<br />
</strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podisode%2007.mp3">Download MP3<br />
</a></strong><em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Written and performed by</strong><em><strong><br />
</strong></em>Andrey Summers<br />
Michael Cope</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>fairytale,fantasy,medieval,puns,elf,dwarf,sphinx,parody,news,fox,humpty dumpty</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>Breaking news from the Fairytale Kingdom.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Andrey and Mike expound absolutely all their energy and talent, to bring you the most tightly-compacted shot of fantasy and myth-related puns IMAGINABLE. So potent, you won&#039;t have time to laugh at a single one of them.

Written and performed by Andrey Summers and Michael Cope

www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>2:25</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Based on a True Story</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/based-on-a-true-story/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/based-on-a-true-story/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 15:07:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alastair’s Mum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Behind The Scenes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pirates]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Screaming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Terrifying Tales of the Real World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Comeback Trilogy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A dramatic and COMPLETELY TRUE 5-minute re-enactment of the day ThatChickenSite.com died. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Credits Written by Tim Morrison and Andrey Summers Produced by Alastair Craig Also starring Michael Cope, Fiona Revill and Alastair&#8217;s Mum]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podisode%2006.mp3"><img style="border: 1px solid black;" title="That's the second time I've been traumatised by a pretty blonde woman promising ice cream." src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/podisode06.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="232" align="right" /></a><strong>A dramatic and<em> </em>COMPLETELY TRUE 5-minute re-enactment of the day ThatChickenSite.com died.<br />
</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podisode%2006.mp3">Download MP3<br />
</a></strong><em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Credits</strong><em><strong><br />
</strong></em>Written by Tim Morrison and Andrey Summers<br />
Produced by Alastair Craig<br />
Also starring Michael Cope, Fiona Revill and Alastair&#8217;s Mum</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>website,domain,parking,dns,downtime,reenactment,parody,overreaction</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>A dramatic and COMPLETELY TRUE 5-minute re-enactment of the day ThatChickenSite.com died.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>A dramatic and COMPLETELY TRUE 5-minute re-enactment of the day ThatChickenSite.com died.

Credits
Written by Tim Morrison and Andrey Summers
Produced by Alastair Craig
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		<title>Episode 206: Candid St. Crispin&#8217;s Day Jamboree</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 15:02:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Christmas means many things to many people. To us at the Rubber Chicken, for example, it means nothing. Much like the Jews of the field and the Blacks of the air, we adorn ourselves come December in the colors of our own dark festival. This storied ritual, known to the billions of people who celebrate &#8230;  <a class="more-link" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-206-candid-st-crispins-day-jamboree/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20206.mp3"><img class="right" style="margin-left: 10px;" src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/images/206.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" align="right" /></a>Christmas means many things to many people. To us at the Rubber Chicken, for example, it means nothing. Much like the Jews of the field and the Blacks of the air, we adorn ourselves come December in the colors of our own dark festival.</p>
<p>This storied ritual, known to the billions of people who celebrate it every years as Saint Crispin&#8217;s Day, is that time of year when families come together to exchange gifts and celebrate the yule-tide cheer that powers us through the remaining eleven months of every gruelling annum.</p>
<p>Saint Crispin&#8217;s Day is the Christmas of media-hijacked religious holidays, and via the soft-padded alternate universe of our podcast, we now invite you to have a nibble at the ceremonial moose-head, stuff some gifts in your kids&#8217; shoes, and <a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20206.mp3"><strong>wring in St. Crispin&#8217;s with us</strong></a> like the heathen kings of old did.</p>
<p>We would have invited you to do this on December 25th, but people were busy for some reason.</p>
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<p><strong>Starring</strong><br />
Andrey Summers, Tim Morrison, Fiona Revill, Michael Cope and &#8220;Dave&#8221;.<br />
with Brett Cullen, Alastair Craig and Gord Myren</p>
<p><em><strong>Written and compiled by Andrey Summers</strong></em><br />
<em><strong>Additional editing by Alastair Craig</strong></em></p>
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<p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size: medium;">Season 2, Episode 6 Commentary</span></strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey: </strong>Good evening. I am Andrey Summers, the gentleman-prince who Mostly Wrote, and Sort-of Edited Part Of episode 206. I don&#8217;t regret these actions.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair: </strong>And I&#8217;m Alastair Craig, who personally WATCHED a few of these lines being recorded, had virtually NO role in the writing or performance, but spent enough days adjusting the wildly see-sawing volume of this episode&#8217;s dialogue to earn a spot in this esteemed MSN Conversation That Will Later Be Edited Into A Visual Commentary Unbeknownst To You.</p>
<p><em>St. Crispin&#8217;s Day, St. Crispin&#8217;s Day,<br />
Time to be happy snappy dapper and gay<br />
All the kids come out and play<br />
On Saint Crispins Daaaay</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey: </strong>So this Choir in the beginning is actually Fiona&#8217;s voice like 20 times. She did a billion takes of it, pretending to be a &#8220;little boy&#8221;</p>
<p><em>&#8220;And I&#8217;m Jim Morrison&#8221;</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair: </strong>I&#8217;ve known Tim for like eight years. This is the first time I&#8217;ve considered his parents might have been Doors fans.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey: </strong>Yeah, I wrote most of the script for this thing, and unfortunately it&#8217;s riddled with obvious puns like that.</p>
<p><em>&#8220;And what does that mean to kids? What are we brought up thinking St. Crispin’s Day is about?&#8221;</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey: </strong>Since we were harkening back to the Lame Holiday Show format-</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair: </strong>-introduced (and indeed, invented by) TRC&#8217;s Canadian Team with the <a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/?p=1997">2006 Christmas Special</a> -</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> I wanted to mirror the first one by putting a priest interview first.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> The rich tapestry of St. Crispin&#8217;s Day backstory referenced in this interview, and scattered throughout the episode, was developed in a mammoth collaborative document, only a fraction of which was used here. Other mythology, including The St. Crispin&#8217;s Day Wolf&#8217;s helpers, partially-digested woodland creatures purged of their sins, and a Rudolphesque song called &#8220;Minky The Half-Rabbit&#8221;, may, god willing, never see the light of day.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> I hope to come back to the Lore in future</p>
<p><em>Hal Rangton</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> Hal Rangton is MEL GIBSON. Really.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> Not a subtext so much as, well, text.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> Yeah. But in case anyone, you know&#8230; missed that. It&#8217;s&#8230; Mel Gibson.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> This sketch continues the podcast&#8217;s &#8211; and more specifically Andrey&#8217;s &#8211; childlike fascination with antisemitism.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> And, in fact, it&#8217;s Mel Gibson&#8217;s antisemitism that we&#8217;re Deftly Satirizing here</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair</strong>: &#8220;He&#8217;s right, Tim, that was at night&#8221; is amongst my all-time favourite podcast lines. Since you asked.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> I was really trying to find ways to divide &#8220;Tim&#8221; and &#8220;Andrey&#8221;, so they could always fall on opposite sides of a guest.</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Muthafucka, it’s Tyman Fuqon, baby, you know what I’m sayin?&#8221;</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> And here we continue another proud Podcast tradition: being very, very white.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> Tymann Fuquon, meanwhile, was something that Mike Cope was actually offended by. Like, for real.</p>
<p><em>&#8220;I know a joke about rape&#8221;</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> Pay Attention Because This Becomes A Running Gag.</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Fiona! How are things going in the kitchen?&#8221;</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> Another Questionable TRC Holiday Special Tradition: casting Andrey&#8217;s current girlfriend (as a fictionalised, less likeable version of herself) in a cooking show segment. We all look forward to seeing who fills the role next year! (Too soon?)</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> I have a sort of Ricky Gervais crutch in my &#8220;comedy&#8221;, as is very evident here, where I try to create ignorant, vile people, and their ignorance &#8211; racism, sexism whatever &#8211; is hopefully funny.</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Peaaarrr Harbooour&#8221;</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> Okay, that may not be defensible by the above shpiel.<br />
Mike Cope also urged me to not use Ying. He and I actually worked in a White Spot kitchen with a prep cook named Ying, who was of a differing Asian descent.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> Let us pray he doesn&#8217;t have iTunes.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> God Willing, yeah. Though I&#8217;d hope he would understand that I was mainly portraying the thankless role immigrants sometimes have in western society. The flippant remark that Ying &#8220;used to be an Admiral&#8221; is pretty much the crux to his whole existence.</p>
<p><em>&#8220;And speaking of soldiers&#8230;&#8221;</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> Billy Bob, meanwhile, was written by mostly James Simpson. He&#8217;s very political-minded. I remember in high-school he&#8217;d go home and read CNN.com, which always baffled me.</p>
<p><em>&#8220;If it&#8217;s Morty Bechbaum I&#8217;m slitting my other wrist.&#8221;</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair: </strong>For those of you coming in raw, <a href="http://wiki.thatchickensite.com/index.php?title=Morty_Bechbaum">Morty Bechbaum</a> was Andrey&#8217;s self-proclaimed &#8220;agent&#8221; (introduced in the previous holiday special, with intermittent cameos throughout the second season), whose incoherent phone manner quite rightly drove the character to wrist-cutting levels of frustration and plain discomfort.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> Good comedic rule there too: get more information out than the brain can digest at once. It takes a second for a person to compute that Andrey has already slit one wrist. That little second is what makes it funny.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> The word &#8220;other&#8221; is exactly what separates Andrey from the rest of us, ascending his words into the mythical realm of Actual Comedy. I&#8217;m very proud to unceremoniously brand THATCHICKENSITE.COM onto lines such as this.</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Joining us right now VIA SATELLITE is Private First Class Billy-Bob Sinclair live from a US Army supply column in Fellujah, Iraq.&#8221;</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> Brett Cullen delivers another wonderful vocal performance as Billy-Bob. The man tries very, very hard to move on to his career in the Australian Film &amp; TV industry, but we at The Rubber Chicken will always be clinging to his foot, holding him back from his dreams so he can deliver one more yokel impersonation.</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Oh, those are prisoners of war who were tortured and executed.&#8221;</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> James and I call this &#8216;dropping the veil&#8217;, or we would if we made up names for comedy tropes we rely on&#8230; which we of course don&#8217;t. The earliest version of this joke was actually us  pretending to be a jock bugging a guy about getting some sex. He&#8217;d start using a lot of euphemisms, and then &#8216;drop the veil&#8217;, and just be like &#8220;ARE YOU GOING TO INSERT YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS INTO HERS?&#8221;</p>
<p><em>&#8220;He’s eight years old, but he already has the bones of a pensioner.&#8221;</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> Alastair to the rescue here with Little Simon.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> We didn&#8217;t have it in our consciences to enlist a real 8-year-old in this filthy operation.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> Indeed. Considering some of the things Simon is exposed to, and forced to say, too&#8230;</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> As luck would have it, I have an innocent boyish demeanour, and will likely be asked for ID until my early 30s. For once, this worked in my favour.</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Is that “happy birthday” being sung in the background?&#8221;</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair says:</strong> As far as the internet is concerned, the Happy Birthday song does not exist.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> Absurd local celebrities being invited to &#8220;The Mayor&#8217;s Birthday&#8221; is a joke stolen from our very talented friend Troy Adebar, who improvved it in a movie we made once. I take full credit, however, for the expression &#8220;a thousand or so close friends&#8221;.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> Not kidding here about the birthday song. That copyright is not an urban myth. Whichever shadowy organisation the current royalty-leecher is hiring to enforce it, they are very good indeed, to the point that I&#8217;m seriously questioning the wisdom just now of openly admitting to using it here, in easily-tracable text.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> I&#8217;m very much in love (as is James) with the concept of the Local Celebrity. They&#8217;re walking paradoxes. Unknown Celebrities.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> When I got the chance to ask Andrey and Fiona in person about the &#8220;Local Celebrity&#8221; thing, they succinctly summarised it as &#8220;admission of defeat&#8221;.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> Haha &#8211; I totally forgot about that, but it definitely applies. Another fun subspecies of this type is the &#8220;Very Industry-Specific Celebrity&#8221;, like pro boxcar racers that only people who give a shit about boxcar racing even know exist.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> So I can illegally download the vinyl-only b-side to Morris Minor and the Mjaors&#8217; late 80s novelty hit &#8220;Stutter Rap&#8221; (&#8220;Another Boring B-Side&#8221;, incidentally &#8211; it&#8217;s actually much funnier) in, like, five minutes. But Happy Birthday, the most popular song in the western world? Just not on. I went out of my way to find a YouTube video of this slightly grating rendition of the song, and then even further to find a way of converting streaming video into sound, all for this borderline-inconsequential background detail. Bask in it. Appreciate it. Please.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> In your dreams, behind-the-scenes-toiler.<br />
Actually, this is exactly why I pawned off editing this thing to you. FACT: I put a rough-cut together myself. FACT: it had gaps and I gave up.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> And speaking of FACTS, the real (and possibly fictitious) St. Crispin did not actually get devoured by wolves.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> Oh, you want to do some real history? Yes &#8211; St. Crispin&#8217;s Day was actually at one point a real thing. Then, the church cancelled it because (drum roll) <em>THEY WERE NO LONGER SURE THERE HAD ACTUALLY BEEN A ST. CRISPIN.</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> You&#8217;d better bet we were overjoyed to learn this. The day had already been chosen (at random, by Tim, from a calendar hanging from my family&#8217;s toilet door) before we learned this fact, which we chose to interpret as The Vatican&#8217;s official &#8220;go ahead, we&#8217;re cool with it&#8221;.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> And I was further overjoyed to discover that &#8220;Christmas&#8221; sounds a LOT like &#8220;Crispin&#8217;s&#8221;, enabling the &#8220;slang&#8221; you hear some of the characters here employ.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> Ultimately, though, this direction was the product of our laziness, after we failed to write a 2007 Christmas special. The obscurity (and canonical nonexistence) of St. Crispin&#8217;s Day gave us the liberty to put together this episode whenever we damn well got around to it.<br />
Which, as it happens, wasn&#8217;t until the following Christmas. Like rain on your wedding day.</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Tim!&#8221;<br />
&#8220;WHAT?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Do you think they are cutting a cheesecake?&#8221;</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> Tim&#8217;s natural voice is perfectly suited to deadpan voice-of-reason lines. Something about his manner invites one to push him to breaking point. I try to limit this to the character rather than our friendship, but I can&#8217;t make any promises.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> Yes. And when we recorded his lines live in Australia, I attempted to do this by giving him repeated line-readings. Basically telling him HOW I wanted every syllable to sound.<br />
This is not the way to become an actor&#8217;s friend.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair: </strong>Sidenote: Andrey and Fiona did indeed fly to Sydney (the <a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/?p=1145">traditional haunt</a> for International Rubber Chicken Shindigs) with what I choose to believe was the exclusive purpose of overseeing Tim&#8217;s lines for this episode.  They returned to Canada engaged, so hey, that was a nice bonus too.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey: </strong>I like the part here where Tim leaves, and Andrey forgets to continue the show even though the next guest is right in front of him.</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Well, Andrey, the narrative centers on a fictional character who is sort-of like a really hip, sexy version of me, and you see he discovers that inside the paintings of Picasso is hidden a sort of Code, you see, that leads him to uncover history’s Best Kept Secret!&#8221;</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> Gord turns in an oscar-worthy performance as faux-Dan-Brown as TRC once again skewers pop culture with the gilded blade of SATIRE.</p>
<p><em>&#8220;I don’t care if his plot gets spoiled! He’s passing my findings off as his!&#8221;</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> Do you notice how deftly we got Fiona out of the studio before bringing in a character she plays, so there wouldn&#8217;t be any confusion?</p>
<p><em>&#8220;No, that&#8217;s in real life. In the continuity of the podcast we haven’t decided on a comedic through-line for our relationship yet, which is why earlier I was delusionally mistaking her for someone else, which Alastair had to rewrite into being simply a delusional obsession with HER, but she didn’t think that was as funny as the other running gag despite essentially forbidding us from using it, and…&#8221;</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> Fiona really wanted us to leave the whole relationship thing alone, and make jokes about something else. Before doing that, I thought we&#8217;d Look it Right in the Eye one last time, which she tacitly allowed by recording her half of the scripted conversation.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> I&#8217;m just happy to be noticed.</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Anyway, sitting across from me is the psychopath, and his handler Dr. Richard Casement.&#8221;</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> I was very pleased with Mike Cope&#8217;s contribution to this episode. He recorded a bunch of interviewees, and they all came off as very different characters.</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Lester, you must be excited about the holidays. Lester&#8230;?&#8221;</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> While editing this segment at 2am, the second &#8220;Lester&#8221; was close enough to the standard pronunciation of my name, and close enough in delivery to a wake-up call, that it would inevitably jolt me awake.<br />
(Self-absorbed digression: I get the same surreal call-to-attention with the opening line of Radiohead&#8217;s &#8220;Electioneering&#8221;, which sounds alarmingly like &#8220;Alastair with morphine&#8221;.)</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Andrey said having a dingbat from the wacko-basket on the show would be a bit of fun, but this is getting kind-of morbid.&#8221;</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> What kind of person entertains that notion, and then is surprised by the outcome?</p>
<p><em>We can’t just cut to a song the audience knows isn’t even written yet. That’s not an exclamation mark, that’s a question mark. </em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> Gord failed us with the song. I had a great one written, too</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> (Sigh) Gord, Gord, Gord. Where did we go wrong?</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> We hope to slot it in as a secret edit in the future.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> SHHHH!</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> SPOILER ALERT.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Alastair:</strong> Luckily, the pre-song banter openly admitted that such a tune had not yet been written, so we do get that sense of closure regardless. A happy coincidence for us, a mildly awkward anticlimax for you. <em>For now.</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Andrey:</strong> Anyway, that&#8217;s the word on that.</p>
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		<itunes:summary>A festive, star-studded celebration of everybody&#039;s favourite holiday: St. Crispin&#039;s Day.

Christmas means many things to many people. To us at the Rubber Chicken, for example, it means nothing. Much like the Jews of the field and the Blacks of the air, we adorn ourselves come December in the colors of our own dark festival.

This storied ritual, known to the billions of people who celebrate it every years as Saint Crispin&#039;s Day, is that time of year when families come together to exchange gifts and celebrate the yule-tide cheer that powers us through the remaining eleven months of every gruelling annum.

Saint Crispin&#039;s Day is the Christmas of media-hijacked religious holidays, and via the soft-padded alternate universe of our podcast, we now invite you to have a nibble at the ceremonial moose-head, stuff some gifts in your kids&#039; shoes, and wring in St. Crispin&#039;s with us like the heathen kings of old did.

We would have invited you to do this on December 25th, but people were busy for some reason.

Starring
Andrey Summers, Tim Morrison, Fiona Revill, Michael Cope and &quot;Dave&quot;.
with Brett Cullen, Alastair Craig and Gord Myren

Written and compiled by Andrey Summers
Additional editing by Alastair Craig

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		<description><![CDATA[An unbroadcast but timeless evening with Popular Character Actor Alec Baldwin. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Written and performed by Andrey Summers]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podisode%2005.mp3"><img style="border: 1px solid black;" src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sexyalec.jpg" alt="" width="155" height="155" align="right" /></a> <strong>An unbroadcast but timeless evening with Popular Character Actor Alec Baldwin.</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podisode%2005.mp3">Download MP3<br />
</a></strong><em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><em>Written and performed by Andrey Summers</em></p>
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			<itunes:keywords>alec baldwin,answering machine,scandal,celebrity,interview,parody,fake</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>Alec Baldwin comes clean on his recent controversial answering machine messages to his daughter.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Alec Baldwin comes clean on his recent controversial answering machine messages to his daughter.

Written and performed by Andrey Summers.

www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>2:19</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Clap: A Documentary</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/clap-a-documentary/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/clap-a-documentary/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:54:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alastair’s Mum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Colon-Happy Post Titles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mockumentary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podisode]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Best of TRC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Theatre]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What happens when you remove the first person to clap in a theatre? This comprehensive, 2.5 minute exercise in sadistic sociology aims to find out. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Starring Fiona Revill and Andrey Summers with additional voices and sound creation by Alastair&#8217;s Family™. Written, compiled and scored by Alastair Craig.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podisode%2004.mp3"><img src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/clap.jpg" alt="" width="285" height="230" align="right" /></a><strong>What happens when you remove the first person to clap in a theatre? This comprehensive, 2.5 minute exercise in sadistic sociology aims to find out.</strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podisode%2004.mp3">Download MP3<br />
</a></strong><em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p><strong>Starring</strong><br />
Fiona Revill and Andrey Summers<br />
with additional voices and sound creation by Alastair&#8217;s Family™.</p>
<p><em><strong>Written, compiled and scored by Alastair Craig.</strong></em></p>
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			<itunes:keywords>mockumentary,clapping,applause,psychology,parody,experiment,theatre,play</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>What happens when you remove the first person to clap in a theatre?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>What happens when you remove the first person to clap in a theatre? This comprehensive, 2.5 minute exercise in sadistic sociology aims to find out.



Download MP3
Subscribe on iTunes

Starring
Fiona Revill and Andrey Summers
with additional voices and sound creation by Alastair&#039;s Family™.

Written, compiled and scored by Alastair Craig.
(Opening stock music from soundsnap.com)

www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>2:52</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Episode 205: Podcast Most Fowl</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-205-podcast-most-fowl/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-205-podcast-most-fowl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 14:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Al Gore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brutal Murder]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Five Second Movie Reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holmes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jimmy’s Diner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Morty Bechbaum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nigel Haversmith]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Noir]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pasta Tuesday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Piscene Overlords]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Satan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Season Two]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stephen Hawking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Surprising (Unless You’ve Already Read This Tag) Cameo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Terrordactyls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Jefferson Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Time Travel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A world-weary noir detective and a dark &#8216;n&#8217; gritty reimagining of Sherlock Holmes investigate the brutal death of a beloved TRC cast member in this epic murder mystery / romantic comedy / time travel adventure. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Written by Andrey Summers, Alastair Craig and Tim Morrison. Additional scenes by Ben K. and &#8230;  <a class="more-link" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-205-podcast-most-fowl/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20205.mp3"><img class="right" style="margin-left: 10px;" src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/images/205.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" align="right" /></a><strong>A world-weary noir detective and a dark &#8216;n&#8217; gritty reimagining of Sherlock Holmes investigate the brutal death of a beloved TRC cast member in this epic murder mystery / romantic comedy / time travel adventure.</strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20205.mp3">Download MP3<br />
</a></strong><em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p><strong>Written by<br />
</strong>Andrey Summers, Alastair Craig and Tim Morrison.<br />
Additional scenes by Ben K. and Chad McCanna.</p>
<p><strong>Dramatis Personae<br />
</strong>Tim Morrison, Fiona Revill, Andrey Summers, Mister Bung, Michael Cope, Gord Myren, Chris Shadforth, Chad McCanna, Ben K and Alastair Craig</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Original&#8221; Music</strong><br />
<em>Tomorrow</em> performed by Fiona &#8220;I Don&#8217;t Really Sing Like This&#8221; Revill<br />
<em>Rock Mobster (It&#8217;s Funny, You See, Because&#8230;)</em> composed under academic duress by Alastair Craig.<br />
<em>Zombie Girl</em> appears courtesy of <a href="http://www.terrordactyls.com">The Terrordactyls</a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Produced by</strong><br />
Alastair Craig</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>sherlock holmes,announcer,terrordactyls,time travel,murder mystery,pulp,detective,noir,crime</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>A world-weary noir detective and a dark &#039;n&#039; gritty reimagining of Sherlock Holmes investigate the brutal death of a beloved TRC cast member in this epic murder mystery / romantic comedy / time travel adventure.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>A world-weary noir detective and a dark &#039;n&#039; gritty reimagining of Sherlock Holmes investigate the brutal death of a beloved TRC cast member in this epic murder mystery / romantic comedy / time travel adventure.

Written by
Andrey Summers, Alastair Craig and Tim Morrison.
Additional scenes by Ben K. and Chad McCanna.

Dramatis Personae
Tim Morrison, Fiona Revill, Andrey Summers, Mister Bung, Michael Cope, Gord Myren, Chris Shadforth, Chad McCanna, Ben K and Alastair Craig

&quot;Original&quot; Music
Tomorrow performed by Fiona &quot;I Don&#039;t Really Sing Like This&quot; Revill
Rock Mobster (It&#039;s Funny, You See, Because...) composed under academic duress by Alastair Craig.
Zombie Girl appears courtesy of The Terrordactyls

Produced by Alastair Craig

www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>27:11</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Peas in Pandemonium: An Interview with Michael Carmichael</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/peas-in-pandemonium-an-interview-with-michael-carmichael/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/peas-in-pandemonium-an-interview-with-michael-carmichael/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:41:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iraq]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obese Filmmaker Michael Moore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podisode]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Satan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Topical]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Trailer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Carmichael, CEO of Carmichael Canned Goods, defends his controversial decision to market processed vegetables to the eternally damned by opening a portal into Hell. Featuring a tantalising trailer of terrifying events to come! Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Credits Improvised by James Simpson and Andrey Summers Episode 205 trailer by Alastair Craig]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podisode%2003.mp3"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-421" title="Unsolicited Mugshot courtesy of The James Simpson Fan Club" src="http://audio.thatchickensite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/michael-carmichael.jpg" alt="" width="174" height="193" /></a>Michael Carmichael, CEO of Carmichael Canned Goods, defends his controversial decision to market processed vegetables to the eternally damned by opening a portal into Hell.</strong><br />
<em><strong></strong></em></p>
<p><em><strong>Featuring a tantalising trailer of terrifying events to come!</strong></em></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podisode%2003.mp3">Download MP3<br />
</a></strong><em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p><strong>Credits</strong><br />
Improvised by James Simpson and Andrey Summers<br />
Episode 205 trailer by Alastair Craig</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>iraq,satan,michael moore,hell,trailer,news,canned food,portal,improv</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>A canned chickpea manufacturer opens a portal to Hell. TRC News is on the scene.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Michael Carmichael, CEO of Carmichael Canned Goods, defends his controversial decision to market processed vegetables to the eternally damned by opening a portal into Hell.

Featuring a tantalising trailer of terrifying events to come!

Improvised by James Simpson and Andrey Summers
Episode 205 trailer by Alastair Craig</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>8:57</itunes:duration>
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		<title>OUTcast #2: We&#8217;re Really Very Sorry</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/outcast-2-were-really-very-sorry/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/outcast-2-were-really-very-sorry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:37:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tim</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bag of Puppies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ben Says Something Frightfully Silly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bowel Movements]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Controversy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Musical Improvisation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nigel Haversmith]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podisode]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Splicey Dicey Musical Montage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spoilers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Wars]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In this bonus episode: another collection of outtakes tasteless even by our standards. In the interests of public safety and social conscience, the audio recording described as &#8220;The Rubber Chicken OUTcast #2&#8243; carries the following content warnings: HIMN: Horendous Improvised Musical Number MS: Medium-level Movie Spoilers BoP: Bag of Puppies DAO: Strong Discrimination Against Orphans &#8230;  <a class="more-link" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/outcast-2-were-really-very-sorry/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podisode%2002.mp3"><img src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/images/updates/censorship.jpg" alt="" align="right" /></a><em><strong>In this bonus episode: another collection of outtakes tasteless even by our standards.</strong></em></p>
<p>In the interests of public safety and social conscience, the audio recording described as &#8220;The Rubber Chicken OUTcast #2&#8243; carries the following content warnings:</p>
<p><strong>HIMN: </strong>Horendous Improvised Musical Number<br />
<strong>MS: </strong>Medium-level Movie Spoilers<br />
<strong>BoP:</strong> Bag of Puppies<br />
<strong>DAO: </strong>Strong Discrimination Against Orphans<br />
<strong>SNH:</strong> Sir Nigel Haversmith<br />
<strong>CAWE:</strong> Conversation About Wine and Ears<br />
<strong>S-D: </strong>Mild Splicey-Dicey sequence that may be unsuitable for small children</p>
<p>This OUTcast has been classified with a rating of <strong>RU</strong> (Reprehensible and Unreleasable). If you believe this rating to be in error, an appeal can be submitted in writing.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podisode%2002.mp3">Download MP3<br />
</a></strong>(And, if you dare, the <a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/podcast/offensivesong.mp3">Offensive Song</a> deemed too offensive for this compilation of too-offensive material.)</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><em>Compiled by Tim Morrison</em></p>
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			<itunes:keywords>star wars,movies,spoilers,silly,musical improvisation,improvised song</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>Another collection of outtakes tasteless even by our standards.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Another collection of outtakes tasteless even by our standards.

In the interests of public safety and social conscience, the audio recording described as &quot;The Rubber Chicken OUTcast #2&quot; carries the following content warnings:

HIMN: Horendous Improvised Musical Number
MS: Medium-level Movie Spoilers
BoP: Bag of Puppies
DAO: Strong Discrimination Against Orphans
SNH: Sir Nigel Haversmith
CAWE: Conversation About Wine and Ears
S-D: Mild Splicey-Dicey sequence that may be unsuitable for small children

This OUTcast has been classified with a rating of RU (Reprehensible and Unreleasable). If you believe this rating to be in error, an appeal can be submitted in writing.

Compiled by Tim Morrison

www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>5:32</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Episode 204: The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Podcast</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-204-the-rise-and-fall-of-ziggy-podcast/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-204-the-rise-and-fall-of-ziggy-podcast/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:33:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adorable Kittens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Airline Food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lovecraftian Horrors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michelle Rodriguez]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mockumentary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nigel Haversmith]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Piscene Overlords]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Season Two]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Andrey’s Single And Depressed Show]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Jefferson Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Time Travel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s guffaws at 700 feet as The Rubber Chicken troupe takes to the skies. Guest Starring Television&#8217;s Michelle Rodriguez Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Contributors Fiona Revill, James Simpson, Michael Cope, Gord Myren, Mister Bung, Ben K, Andrey Summers, Chris Shadforth, Tim Morrison, Chad McCanna and Alastair Craig Original Music Wanna B N Angel written and performed &#8230;  <a class="more-link" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-204-the-rise-and-fall-of-ziggy-podcast/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20204.mp3"><img class="right" style="margin-left: 10px;" src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/images/204.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" align="right" /></a><strong>It&#8217;s guffaws at 700 feet as The Rubber Chicken troupe takes to the skies.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Guest Starring<br />
</strong>Television&#8217;s Michelle Rodriguez</p>
<p><strong><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20204.mp3">Download MP3<br />
</a></strong></strong><em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p><strong>Contributors<br />
</strong>Fiona Revill, James Simpson, Michael Cope, Gord Myren, Mister Bung, Ben K, Andrey Summers, Chris Shadforth, Tim Morrison, Chad McCanna and Alastair Craig</p>
<p><strong>Original Music<br />
</strong><em><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/wanna-b-n-angel/">Wanna B N Angel</a></em> written and performed by Andrey Summers and Gord Myren<br />
Recorded by the <a href="http://www.redsquarecollective.com">Red Square Collective</a></p>
<div><strong>Produced by</strong><br />
Alastair Craig (with thanks to Ben K and Tim Morrison)</div>
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			<itunes:keywords>airplane,michelle rodriguez,time travel,plane,flying,lovecraft,airline food,parody</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>Thank you for flying with TRC Airlines. Your pilot today is Television&#039;s Michelle Rodriguez.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>It&#039;s guffaws at 700 feet as The Rubber Chicken troupe takes to the skies.  Guest Starring Television&#039;s Michelle Rodriguez!

Contributors
Fiona Revill, James Simpson, Michael Cope, Gord Myren, Mister Bung, Ben K, Andrey Summers, Chris Shadforth, Tim Morrison, Chad McCanna and Alastair Craig

Original Music
Wanna B N Angel written and performed by Andrey Summers and Gord Myren. Recorded by the Red Square Collective

Produced by Alastair Craig (with thanks to Ben K and Tim Morrison)

www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>19:07</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Bonus Podcast Sketches</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/bonus-podcast-sketches/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/bonus-podcast-sketches/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:27:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A sassy stew-pot of unheard season one material. Featuring a startling revelation of things to come! Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Contributors Andrey Summers, Gord Myren, Chris Shadforth, Chad McCanna, Ben K, Mister Bung, Alastair Craig and Tim Morrison Produced by Alastair Craig Additional editing by Brett &#8220;Mister Bung&#8221; Cullen]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podisode%2001.mp3"><img src="http://lovestruck.thatchickensite.com/images/cthupid.jpg" alt="" width="213" height="171" align="right" /></a><strong>A sassy stew-pot of unheard season one material.<br />
</strong><em><strong>Featuring a startling revelation of things to come!</strong></em></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podisode%2001.mp3">Download MP3<br />
</a></strong><em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p><strong>Contributors<br />
</strong>Andrey Summers, Gord Myren, Chris Shadforth, Chad McCanna, Ben K, Mister Bung, Alastair Craig and Tim Morrison</p>
<p><strong>Produced by<br />
</strong>Alastair Craig<br />
Additional editing by Brett &#8220;Mister Bung&#8221; Cullen</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>lovestruck,battlestar galactica,five second movie reviews,ocean,improv,music,trailer</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>A sassy stew-pot of unheard season one material. Featuring a startling revelation of things to come!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Previously-unheard sketches, the theme song to Andrey&#039;s play &quot;Lovestruck&quot;, and a too-exciting-by-half trailer for Episode 204.

&quot;You&#039;re My Fish&quot; written by Andrey Summers and performed by Gord Myren for the Red Square Collective.

Contributors
Andrey Summers, Gord Myren, Chris Shadforth, Chad McCanna, Ben K, Mister Bung, Alastair Craig and Tim Morrison

Produced by Alastair Craig
Additional editing by Brett &quot;Mister Bung&quot; Cullen</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>5:28</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Episode 203: King Podcast and the Knights of the Roundtable</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-203-king-podcast-and-the-knights-of-the-roundtable/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:24:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Go behind the scenes to discover the exact quantity of blood, sweat and tears (amongst other bodily fluids) The Rubber Chicken&#8217;s writers will sacrifice to make you say &#8220;yeah, that&#8217;s kind of funny, I guess&#8221;. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Written and performed by Tim Morrison, Andrey Summers, Brett &#8220;Mister Bung&#8221; Cullen, Ben K, and &#8230;  <a class="more-link" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-203-king-podcast-and-the-knights-of-the-roundtable/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20203.mp3"><img class="right" style="margin-left: 10px;" src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/images/203.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" align="right" /></a><strong>Go behind the scenes to discover the exact quantity of blood, sweat and tears (amongst other bodily fluids) The Rubber Chicken&#8217;s writers will sacrifice to make you say &#8220;yeah, that&#8217;s kind of funny, I guess&#8221;. </strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20203.mp3">Download MP3<br />
</a></strong><em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p><strong>Written and performed by</strong><br />
Tim Morrison, Andrey Summers, Brett &#8220;Mister Bung&#8221; Cullen, Ben K, and Alastair Craig.</p>
<p><strong>Also starring</strong><br />
Fiona Revill<br />
Gord Myren<br />
<em>And introducing Chad McCanna<br />
and Alastair&#8217;s Mum.</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Produced by</strong><br />
Alastair Craig</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>roundtable,parody,24,formless underlord,juniper,british accent,battlestar galactica,tricia helfer</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>A very special behind-the-scenes episode.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Go behind the scenes to discover the exact quantity of blood, sweat and tears (amongst other bodily fluids) The Rubber Chicken&#039;s writers will sacrifice to make you say &quot;yeah, that&#039;s kind of funny, I guess&quot;.

Written and performed by
Tim Morrison, Andrey Summers, Brett &quot;Mister Bung&quot; Cullen, Ben K, and Alastair Craig.

Also starring
Fiona Revill
Gord Myren
And introducing Chad McCanna
and Alastair&#039;s Mum.

Produced by
Alastair Craig</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>21:47</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Episode 202: Podcast: Impossible</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-202-podcast-impossible/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-202-podcast-impossible/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 14:19:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Colon-Happy Post Titles]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 10-minute action movie told entirely through the most trusted of narrative devices: the answering machine. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Written and performed by Michael Cope and Andrey Summers With the vocal talents of Fiona Revill Music &#8220;Terrorist&#8221; appears courtesy of The Terrordactyls Production Andrey Summers Opening sequence and additional editing by Alastair Craig]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20202.mp3"><img class="right" style="margin-left: 10px;" src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/images/202.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" align="right" /></a><strong>A 10-minute action movie told entirely through the most trusted of narrative devices: the answering machine.</strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20202.mp3">Download MP3<br />
</a></strong><em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p><strong>Written and performed by</strong><br />
Michael Cope and Andrey Summers<br />
<em>With the vocal talents of Fiona Revill</em></p>
<p><strong>Music</strong><br />
&#8220;Terrorist&#8221; appears courtesy of <a href="http://www.terrordactyls.com">The Terrordactyls</a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Production<br />
</strong>Andrey Summers<br />
Opening sequence and additional editing by Alastair Craig</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>parody,action movie,thriller,adventure,terrordactyls,doomsday,apocalypse,omega</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>A 10-minute action movie told entirely over an answering machine.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>An entire action movie told entirely through the most trusted of narrative devices: the answering machine.

Written and performed by
Michael Cope and Andrey Summers
With the vocal talents of Fiona Revill

Music
&quot;Terrorist&quot; appears courtesy of The Terrordactyls

Production by Andrey Summers
Opening sequence and additional editing by Alastair Craig

www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>11:26</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Episode 201: Radio City Music Hall Presents &#8220;An Evening With Podcast&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-201-radio-city-music-hall-presents-an-evening-with-podcast/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:15:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Blues]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this comeback special, The Rubber Chicken daringly takes on the world&#8217;s easiest target: FM radio. Includes the sketches: The Secret Sound Arnold P. Gizzardnaut Fear 91.1 FM Nickelback to Nickelback The Last Day Stephen Hawking &#38; Satan Discuss Comic Timing Roadkill with Billy-Bob Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Original Music The I Feel Pretty &#8230;  <a class="more-link" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-201-radio-city-music-hall-presents-an-evening-with-podcast/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20201.mp3"><img class="right" style="margin-left: 10px;" title="Here's a classic Black Eyed Peas number from 2005. One for the oldies out there!" src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/images/201.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" align="right" /></a><strong>In this comeback special, The Rubber Chicken daringly takes on the world&#8217;s easiest target: FM radio.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Includes the sketches:</strong><br />
The Secret Sound<br />
Arnold P. Gizzardnaut<br />
Fear 91.1 FM<br />
Nickelback to Nickelback<br />
The Last Day<br />
Stephen Hawking &amp; Satan Discuss Comic Timing<br />
Roadkill with Billy-Bob</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20201.mp3">Download MP3<br />
</a></strong><em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p><strong>Original Music<br />
</strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/?p=2108"><em>The I Feel Pretty Good Blues</em></a> recorded by <a href="http://www.redsquarecollective.com">Red Square Collective</a>. Lyrics by Andrey Summers. Music and performance by Gord Myren.<em><br />
The Turtle Song </em>improvised by Chris Shadforth.  Music by Alastair Craig.</p>
<p><strong>Contributors<br />
</strong>Andrey Summers, Tim Morrison, James Simpson, Alastair Craig, Fiona Revill, Chris Shadforth, Mister Bung, Ben K, Gord Myren</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Produced by<br />
</strong>Alastair Craig and Tim Morrison</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>blues,radio,black eyed peas,stephen hawking,satan,roadkill,psychonauts,musical comedy</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>In this comeback special, The Rubber Chicken daringly takes on the world&#039;s easiest target: FM radio.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Includes the sketches:
The Secret Sound
Arnold P. Gizzardnaut
Fear 91.1 FM
Nickelback to Nickelback
The Last Day
Stephen Hawking &amp; Satan Discuss Comic Timing
Roadkill with Billy-Bob

Original Music
The I Feel Pretty Good Blues recorded by Red Square Collective. Lyrics by Andrey Summers. Music and performance by Gord Myren.
The Turtle Song improvised by Chris Shadforth.  Music by Alastair Craig.

Contributors
Andrey Summers, Tim Morrison, James Simpson, Alastair Craig, Fiona Revill, Chris Shadforth, Mister Bung, Ben K, Gord Myren

Produced by Alastair Craig and Tim Morrison

www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>19:38</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Season One OUTcast (Podcast Outtakes)</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/season-one-outcast-podcast-outtakes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/season-one-outcast-podcast-outtakes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 14:10:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tim</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Controversy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this bonus DVD extra, the cutting room floor is raided for outtakes, bloopers, and incredibly offensive musical numbers. Fans only, and may God have mercy on your souls. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Contributors Chris Shadforth, Tim Morrison, Alastair Craig, Ben K, Mister Bung, Andrey Summers and Gord Myren Compiled by Tim Morrison]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Season%20One%20Outcast.mp3"><img class="right" style="margin-left: 10px;" title="That photo pretty much got Tim hired on the spot.  Which is all pleasantly symmetrical, because this episode pretty much got him fired." src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/outcast.gif" alt="" align="right" /></a><strong>In this bonus DVD extra, the cutting room floor is raided for outtakes, bloopers, and incredibly offensive musical numbers.<br />
Fans only, and may God have mercy on your souls.<br />
</strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Season%20One%20Outcast.mp3">Download MP3</a></strong><br />
<em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Contributors<br />
</strong>Chris Shadforth, Tim Morrison, Alastair Craig, Ben K, Mister Bung, Andrey Summers and Gord Myren</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Compiled by</strong><br />
Tim Morrison</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>bloopers,outtakes,dvd extras,offensive,controversy,improvisation,improv,song,singing</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>In this bonus DVD extra, the cutting room floor is raided for outtakes, bloopers, and incredibly offensive musical numbers. Fans only, and may God have mercy on your souls.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>In this bonus DVD extra, the cutting room floor is raided for outtakes, bloopers, and incredibly offensive musical numbers. Fans only, and may God have mercy on your souls.

Contributors
Chris Shadforth, Tim Morrison, Alastair Craig, Ben K, Mister Bung, Andrey Summers and Gord Myren

Compiled by Tim Morrison

www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>10:44</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Episode 108: Christmas Special 2006</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-108-christmas-special-2006/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-108-christmas-special-2006/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 13:56:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a gifted orator once said, &#8220;I&#8217;m a slave 4 U&#8221;. For twelve hours straight we toiled, to bring you what is possibly the most putritly festive, grotesque, bloated half-hour holiday special imaginable. That&#8217;s right- I said half hour. In Canada, it&#8217;s quantity over quality, and with Alastair Europe-bound, Gord and I have seen fit &#8230;  <a class="more-link" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-108-christmas-special-2006/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20108%20(Christmas%20Special%202006).mp3"><img class="right" style="margin-left: 10px;" title="Click, And Be Consumed. Oh, and Merry Christmas." src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/images/108.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" align="right" /></a>As a gifted orator once said, &#8220;I&#8217;m a slave 4 U&#8221;. For twelve hours straight we toiled, to bring you what is possibly the most putritly festive, grotesque, bloated half-hour holiday special imaginable. That&#8217;s right- I said half hour. In Canada, it&#8217;s quantity over quality, and with Alastair Europe-bound, Gord and I have seen fit to deliver a Christmas Podcast to end not only other such Podcasts, but also possibly civilization as a whole.</p>
<p>Hold on to your hat, and wait impatiently for the 27MB MP3 to download. Trust me: it&#8217;s worth it. Nine out of our ten listeners recommend it.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20108%20(Christmas%20Special%202006).mp3">Download MP3</a></strong><br />
<em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p><strong>Dramatis Personae<br />
</strong>Gord Myren, Andrey Summers, Emily Horn, Fiona Revill and Sonny Bobardt<br />
with Cathy Hronek, Dan Horn, Adrienne Paulson and &#8220;Dave&#8221;.</p>
<p><strong>Written by<br />
</strong>Andrey Summers, James Simpson and Fiona Revill</p>
<p><strong>Original Music<br />
</strong>Gord Myren (with &#8220;<a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/?p=2104">Santa Klau-au-auss</a>&#8221; lyrics written and performed by Andrey Summers)</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>christmas,xmas,interview,recipe,stephen hawking,pasta,goth,pudding,russia,santa claus</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>With Alastair Europe-bound, Gord and Andrey see fit to deliver a Christmas Podcast to end not only other such Podcasts, but also possibly civilization as a whole.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>As a gifted orator once said, &quot;I&#039;m a slave 4 U&quot;. For twelve hours straight we toiled, to bring you what is possibly the most putritly festive, grotesque, bloated half-hour holiday special imaginable. That&#039;s right- I said half hour. In Canada, it&#039;s quantity over quality, and with Alastair Europe-bound, Gord and I have seen fit to deliver a Christmas Podcast to end not only other such Podcasts, but also possibly civilization as a whole.

Hold on to your hat, and wait impatiently for the 27MB MP3 to download. Trust me: it&#039;s worth it. Nine out of our ten listeners recommend it.

Dramatis Personae
Gord Myren, Andrey Summers, Emily Horn, Fiona Revill and Sonny Bobardt
with Cathy Hronek, Dan Horn, Adrienne Paulson and &quot;Dave&quot;.

Written by
Andrey Summers, James Simpson and Fiona Revill

Original Music
Gord Myren (with &quot;Santa Klau-au-auss&quot; lyrics written and performed by Andrey Summers)

www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>29:37</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Episode 107: Podcast vs The Red Menace</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-107-podcast-vs-the-red-menace/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-107-podcast-vs-the-red-menace/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 13:47:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Big Explosion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Finale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lame Use of the Phrase “Red Menace”]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Land of Canoes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nigel Haversmith]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Season One]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Splicey Dicey Musical Montage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Andrey’s Single And Depressed Show]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Paint Show]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Worst Witch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tim Curry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The double-length, cliffhanger-laden season finale, in which Beryl finally learn the true meaning of the word &#8220;callipigious&#8221;. Includes the sketches: Andrey vs Andrey&#8217;s Ex-Girlfriend Death of a Paint Show Hlaude&#8217;s Horrible Hliffhanger Evil Rollerblades &#8230;and more! Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Original Music &#8220;Final Song&#8221; written and performed by Andrey Summers and Gord Myren. Contributors &#8230;  <a class="more-link" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-107-podcast-vs-the-red-menace/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20107.mp3"><img class="right" style="margin-left: 10px;" title="Canned laughter, applause, fade out." src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/images/107.gif" alt="" width="300" height="300" align="right" /></a><strong>The double-length, cliffhanger-laden season finale, in which Beryl finally learn the true meaning of the word &#8220;callipigious&#8221;.<em><br />
</em></strong></p>
<p><strong>Includes the sketches:</strong><br />
Andrey vs Andrey&#8217;s Ex-Girlfriend<br />
Death of a Paint Show<br />
Hlaude&#8217;s Horrible Hliffhanger<br />
Evil Rollerblades<br />
&#8230;and more!</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20107.mp3">Download MP3<br />
</a></strong><em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p><strong>Original Music</strong><br />
&#8220;Final Song&#8221; written and performed by Andrey Summers and Gord Myren.</p>
<p><strong>Contributors<br />
</strong>Andrey Summers, Tim Morrison, Gord Myren, Alastair Craig, Chris Shadforth, Ben K, Mister Bung and Emily Horn.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Produced by<br />
</strong>Alastair Craig and Tim Morrison<br />
With additional BATSHIT INSANE remixing by Brett &#8220;Mister Bung&#8221; Cullen.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>paint show,tim curry,worst witch,relationships,ex-girlfriend,sketch comedy,season finale</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>The double-length, cliffhanger-laden season finale, in which Beryl finally learn the true meaning of the word &quot;callipigious&quot;.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Includes the sketches:
Andrey vs Andrey&#039;s Ex-Girlfriend
Death of a Paint Show
Hlaude&#039;s Horrible Hliffhanger
Evil Rollerblades
...and more!

Original Music
&quot;Final Song&quot; written and performed by Andrey Summers and Gord Myren.

Contributors
Andrey Summers, Tim Morrison, Gord Myren, Alastair Craig, Chris Shadforth, Ben K, Mister Bung and Emily Horn.

Produced by Alastair Craig and Tim Morrison
With additional remixing by Brett &quot;Mister Bung&quot; Cullen.

www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>17:42</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Episode 106: The Island of Doctor Podcasto</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-106-the-island-of-doctor-podcasto/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-106-the-island-of-doctor-podcasto/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2006 13:43:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Airline Food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bag of Puppies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cooking with Claude]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Existential Electrician]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Meanwhile In OUTER SPACE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Musical Improvisation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nazis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nigel Haversmith]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Noir]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rock Lobster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Season One]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Terrordactyls]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This episode: the Existential Electrician consults a Rock Lobster regarding a bag of puppies. Includes the sketches: The Testicular Cancer Essay Showcase A Friendly Hostage Scenario At Home with The Announcer &#8230;and more! Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Original Music Fall (acoustic version) by special guest musicians The Terrordactyls, Michael Cadiz and Tyrel Stendahl Contributors &#8230;  <a class="more-link" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-106-the-island-of-doctor-podcasto/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20106.mp3"><img class="right" style="margin-left: 10px;" title="Back in my day we never had any of this Podcast business. We were too worried about the Germans coming to take our women." src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/images/106.gif" alt="" width="300" height="300" align="right" /></a><strong>This episode: the Existential Electrician consults a Rock Lobster regarding a bag of puppies.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Includes the sketches:</strong><br />
The Testicular Cancer Essay Showcase<br />
A Friendly Hostage Scenario<br />
At Home with The Announcer<br />
&#8230;and more!</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20106.mp3">Download MP3<br />
</a></strong><em><a title="Subscribe to Rubber Chicken Audio" href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p><strong>Original Music<br />
</strong><em>Fall</em> (acoustic version) by special guest musicians <a href="http://www.terrordactyls.com">The Terrordactyls,<br />
</a>Michael Cadiz and Tyrel Stendahl</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Contributors<br />
</strong>Chris Shadforth, Ben K, Gord Myren, Mister Bung, Andrey Summers, Tim Morrison, Alastair Craig</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Produced by<br />
</strong>Alastair Craig</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>improvisation,musical,rock lobster,puppies,terrordactyls,existential,nigel haversmith</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>This episode: the Existential Electrician consults a Rock Lobster regarding a bag of puppies.  Featuring special guest musicians The Terrordactyls!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Includes the sketches:
The Testicular Cancer Essay Showcase
A Friendly Hostage Scenario
At Home with The Announcer
...and more!

Original Music
Fall (acoustic version) by special guest musicians The Terrordactyls,
Michael Cadiz and Tyrel Stendahl

Contributors
Chris Shadforth, Ben K, Gord Myren, Mister Bung, Andrey Summers, Tim Morrison, Alastair Craig

Produced by Alastair Craig

www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>9:52</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Episode 105: Murder, She Podcast (Starring Angela Lansbury)</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-105-murder-she-podcast-starring-angela-lansbury/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-105-murder-she-podcast-starring-angela-lansbury/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 13:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adam Sandler Is Annoying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Airline Food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Banana Milkshake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ben Says Something Frightfully Silly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ethel Roberts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Interview]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Interviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Land of Canoes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mystery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nazis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nigel Haversmith]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Noir]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poorly Concealed Homosexuality]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Season One]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Splicey Dicey Musical Montage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Andrey’s Single And Depressed Show]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Paint Show]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A mysterious gunshot in the night, an interview with a real live female, and a library that is not a library &#8230;or is it? Includes the sketches: The Mystery of the Exploding Butler Not a Library The Andrey&#8217;s Single &#38; Depressed Show Splicey Dicey Abstract Emancipation of the Inner Canoe &#8230;and more! Download MP3 Subscribe &#8230;  <a class="more-link" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-105-murder-she-podcast-starring-angela-lansbury/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20105.mp3"><img class="right" style="margin-left: 10px;" title="...I mean, God knows I've bagged enough vagrants in my time to know there are law consequences when it come to that." src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/images/105.gif" alt="" width="300" height="300" align="right" /></a><strong>A mysterious gunshot in the night, an interview with a real live female, and a library that is not a library &#8230;or is it?</strong></p>
<p><strong>Includes the sketches:</strong><br />
The Mystery of the Exploding Butler<br />
Not a Library<br />
The Andrey&#8217;s Single &amp; Depressed Show<br />
Splicey Dicey<br />
Abstract Emancipation of the Inner Canoe<br />
&#8230;and more!<strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20105.mp3">Download MP3<br />
</a></strong><em><a title="Subscribe to Rubber Chicken Audio" href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Credits</strong><br />
Material by Tim Morrison, Chris Shadforth, Gord Myren, Ben K, Andrey Summers, Mister Bung and Alastair Craig<br />
Compiled by Alastair Craig</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>banana milkshake,ethel roberts,airline food,adam sandler,movie,noir,detective,mystery</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>A mysterious gunshot in the night, an interview with a real live female, and a library that is not a library ...or is it?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Includes the sketches:
The Mystery of the Exploding Butler
Not a Library
The Andrey&#039;s Single &amp; Depressed Show
Splicey Dicey
Abstract Emancipation of the Inner Canoe
...and more!

Material by Tim Morrison, Chris Shadforth, Gord Myren, Ben K, Andrey Summers, Mister Bung and Alastair Craig.
Compiled by Alastair Craig.

www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>10:10</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Episode 104: Podcast Goes Hawaiian</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-104-podcast-goes-hawaiian/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-104-podcast-goes-hawaiian/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Aug 2006 13:34:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cooking with Claude]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Doctor Who]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Five Second Movie Reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Herb Alpert Music Can Make Anything Fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Land of Canoes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Recipe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Some Guy Named Paul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Paint Show]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wii]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This week on The Paint Show, we discuss thrilling new developments in the world of latex and elastomeric paint! Includes the sketches: Cooking with Claude Five Second Movie Reviews Paul Attempts a Robbery &#8230;and More! Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Original Music Self Portrait: The TRCFM Anthem Written and performed by Andrey Summers and Gord &#8230;  <a class="more-link" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-104-podcast-goes-hawaiian/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20104.mp3"><img class="right" style="margin-left: 10px;" title="Crap black and white movie that ends with a plane." src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/images/104.gif" alt="" width="300" height="300" align="right" /></a><strong>This week on The Paint Show, we discuss thrilling new developments in the world of latex and elastomeric paint!</strong></p>
<p><strong>Includes the sketches:</strong><br />
Cooking with Claude<br />
Five Second Movie Reviews<br />
Paul Attempts a Robbery<br />
&#8230;and More!</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20104.mp3">Download MP3<br />
</a></strong></span><em><a title="Subscribe to Rubber Chicken Audio" href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Original Music<strong><br />
</strong></strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/?p=2096">Self Portrait: The TRCFM Anthem</a><br />
Written and performed by Andrey Summers and Gord Myren.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Credits<br />
</strong>Material by Andrey Summers, Gord Myren, Mister Bung, Tim Morrison, Ben K and Alastair Craig<br />
Compiled by Alastair Craig<br />
Additional planning and boyish good looks by Tim Morrison.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>french cooking,movie reviews,food,doctor who,paint,painting,elastomeric,musical comedy</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>This week on The Paint Show, we discuss thrilling new developments in the world of latex and elastomeric paint!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The Rubber Chicken Podcast
Episode 104: Podcast Goes Hawaiian

This week on The Paint Show, we discuss thrilling new developments in the world of latex and elastomeric paint!

Includes the sketches:
Cooking with Claude
Five Second Movie Reviews
Paul Attempts a Robbery
...and More! 

Original Music
Self Portrait: The TRCFM Anthem
Written and performed by Andrey Summers and Gord Myren.

Credits
Material by Andrey Summers, Gord Myren, Mister Bung, Tim Morrison, Ben K and Alastair Craig

Compiled by Alastair Craig
Additional planning and boyish good looks by Tim Morrison.

www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>12:00</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Episode 103: Zombie Pirate Bride of Podcast</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-103-zombie-pirate-bride-of-podcast/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-103-zombie-pirate-bride-of-podcast/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jul 2006 13:29:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Big Explosion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blues]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Buses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Formless Underlord]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Growing Pains]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Land of Canoes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Season One]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stephen Hawking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stream of Consciousness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Andrey’s Single And Depressed Show]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[X-Files]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Exploding garden sheds, robot poetry and an EXCLUSIVE interview with one of the Mooon People! Includes the sketches: The Stephen Hawking Impersonation Hour Easy as Pie The Land of Canoe Blues &#8230;and more! Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Contributors Andrey Summers, Gord Myren, Ben K, Mister Bung, Tim Morrison, Alastair Craig Compiled by Tim Morrison &#8230;  <a class="more-link" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-103-zombie-pirate-bride-of-podcast/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20103.mp3"><img class="right" style="margin-left: 10px;" title="Because making a pie is NOT EASY." src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/images/103.gif" alt="" width="300" height="300" align="right" /></a><strong>Exploding garden sheds, robot poetry and an EXCLUSIVE interview with one of the Mooon People!</strong></p>
<p><strong>Includes the sketches:</strong><br />
The Stephen Hawking Impersonation Hour<br />
Easy as Pie<br />
The Land of Canoe Blues<br />
&#8230;and more!<strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20103.mp3">Download MP3<br />
</a></strong></span><em><a title="Subscribe to Rubber Chicken Audio" href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Contributors</strong><br />
Andrey Summers, Gord Myren, Ben K, Mister Bung, Tim Morrison, Alastair Craig</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Compiled by</strong><strong><br />
</strong><strong>Tim Morrison and Alastair Craig</strong></p>
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			<itunes:keywords>blues,parody,relationships,x-files,poetry,rant,buses,food,stream of consciousness</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>Exploding garden sheds, robot poetry and an EXCLUSIVE interview with one of the Mooon People!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Includes the sketches:
The Stephen Hawking Impersonation Hour
Easy as Pie
The Land of Canoe Blues
...and more!

Contributors
Andrey Summers, Gord Myren, Ben K, Mister Bung, Tim Morrison, Alastair Craig

Compiled by Tim Morrison and Alastair Craig

www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>11:49</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Episode 102: SON OF PODCAST</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-102-son-of-podcast/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2006 13:23:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[A Moderately-Sized Cardboard Box]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Justin Timberlake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Krang]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Land of Canoes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nazis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nigel Haversmith]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Racism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scooby Doo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[So White]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stephen Hawking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stories For Children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Worst Witch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tim Curry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Seductive biscuits, a decrepit old crone and the world of literature explored gangsta-style. Includes the sketches: Jane &#38; The Decrepit Old Crone Honest John&#8217;s Homicidal Bargains Literacy Rap &#8230;and more! Directly Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Contributors Andrey Summers, Gord Myren, Tim Morrison, Alastair Craig, Ben K, Mister Bung Compiled by Tim Morrison and Alastair Craig]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20102.mp3"><img class="right" style="margin-left: 10px;" title="Jane politely declines, but the raving woman insists as she ushers her into a moderately-sized cardboard box." src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/images/102.gif" alt="" width="300" height="300" align="right" /></a><strong>Seductive biscuits, a decrepit old crone and the world of literature explored gangsta-style.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Includes the sketches:</strong><br />
Jane &amp; The Decrepit Old Crone<br />
Honest John&#8217;s Homicidal Bargains<br />
Literacy Rap<br />
&#8230;and more!</p>
<p></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20102.mp3">Directly Download MP3<br />
</a></strong></span><em><a title="Subscribe to Rubber Chicken Audio" href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a></em></p>
<p><strong>Contributors<br />
</strong>Andrey Summers, Gord Myren, Tim Morrison, Alastair Craig, Ben K, Mister Bung</p>
<p><strong>Compiled by</strong><br />
Tim Morrison and Alastair Craig</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>krang,scooby doo,worst witch,tim curry,stephen hawking,rap,literacy,canoes</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>Seductive biscuits, a decrepit old crone and the world of literature explored through rap.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Includes the sketches:
Jane &amp; The Decrepit Old Crone
Honest John&#039;s Homicidal Bargains
Literacy Rap
...and more!

Contributors
Andrey Summers, Gord Myren, Tim Morrison, Alastair Craig, Ben K, Mister Bung

Compiled by Tim Morrison and Alastair Craig

www.thatchickensite.com
www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>8:56</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Episode 101: Attack of the Pilot Episode</title>
		<link>http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-101-attack-of-the-pilot-episode/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jun 2006 13:06:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Rubber Chicken Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ANGST ANGST ANGST]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Introducing…]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Land of Canoes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nickelback]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nigel Haversmith]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prank Call]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rock Lobster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Season One]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Some Guy Named Paul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stories For Children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Time Travel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Ten Years From Now]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nine non-refundable minutes of stream-of-consciousness silliness from the finest comic minds ever to contribute to The Rubber Chicken Podcast. Includes the sketches: Frederick The Air Traffic Controller Land of Canoes The TRC Broadcast Radio Web Thing Blood, Blood, Blood You, Ten Years From Now &#8230;and More! Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes  Contributors Tim Morrison, Ben &#8230;  <a class="more-link" href="http://www.rubberchickenaudio.com/episode-101-attack-of-the-pilot-episode/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20101.mp3"><img class="right" style="margin-left: 10px;" title="Well, this a boring funeral." src="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/images/101.gif" alt="" width="300" height="300" align="right" /></a><strong>Nine non-refundable minutes of stream-of-consciousness silliness from the finest comic minds ever to contribute to The Rubber Chicken Podcast.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Includes the sketches:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Frederick The Air Traffic Controller</li>
<li>Land of Canoes</li>
<li>The TRC Broadcast Radio Web Thing</li>
<li>Blood, Blood, Blood</li>
<li>You, Ten Years From Now</li>
<li>&#8230;and More!</li>
</ul>
<p style="text-align: left;">
<strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20101.mp3">Download MP3<br />
</a></strong><em><a title="Subscribe to Rubber Chicken Audio" href="http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rubber-chicken-audio/id499576955">Subscribe on iTunes</a><strong><a href="http://www.thatchickensite.com/song/podcast/The%20Rubber%20Chicken%20-%20Podcast%20101.mp3"> </a></strong></em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Contributors<br />
</strong>Tim Morrison, Ben K, Mister Bung, Andrey Summers, Alastair Craig</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Compiled by<br />
</strong>Tim Morrison and Alastair Craig</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>time travel, prank call, land of canoes, playstation 3, mario, nickelback</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>Nine non-refundable minutes of stream-of-consciousness silliness from the finest comic minds ever to contribute to The Rubber Chicken Podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The Rubber Chicken Podcast
Episode 101: Attack of the Pilot Episode

Nine non-refundable minutes of stream-of-consciousness silliness from the finest comic minds ever to contribute to The Rubber Chicken Podcast.

Includes the sketches:
Frederick The Air Traffic Controller
Land of Canoes
The TRC Broadcast Radio Web Thing
Blood, Blood, Blood
You, Ten Years From Now
...and More!

Contributors
Tim Morrison, Ben K, Mister Bung, Andrey Summers, Alastair Craig

Compiled by Tim Morrison and Alastair Craig

www.thatchickensite.com
www.rubberchickenaudio.com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Rubber Chicken Audio</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>7:56</itunes:duration>
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